Keeping America Safe from Democracy
Democracy is obsolete. Corporate interests have eroded the ideal that our government is of the people, by the people, for the people. Dodgy campaign financing and flat-out corruption rule in place of representative governance. We have been deceived by a two-party system that has only ever served their oligarch masters.
Join me in ending the tyranny of this false democracy by electing me Emperor.
The iTunes Edicts
Absolute power makes things absolutely awesome. I want to assure you all that I will use my newfound power to make life better for us all.
Music Production apps will be ordered to have their own category in iTunes. This move will essentially put the website out of business, but I'll be too busy with the Emperoring anyhow. Both Google and Apple will be required to list all of the In-App Purchases in their apps, along with their prices! No more of this "Top In-App Purchases" shit. Every potential customer will be able to see clearly how much an app costs and how much it costs for the features they want.
In the recent history of this country you see a repeated pattern of democratic opposition to basic human rights. First for women, then segregation. Both of these struggles were forgotten as people voted to oppose the rights of gays.
Democracy has proven time and time again that it cannot be trusted with governing human rights.
The next civil rights battle will be for transhumans. Within our lifetime the rapid advancements of genetics, robotics, and cybernetics, will see us pitted against one another again. There will be Human Puritans decrying transhumans as abominations, and again democracy will fail.
Under my rule there will be true equality, and justice for all. I'll even go one step further! I promise that in 80 years time when we see robots who want to marry, they will find their rights protected.
Make Your First Vote Your Last!
60% of eligible voters are either unregistered or rarely vote in this country. Those disenfranchised by this system should use it against itself!
A vote for me is a vote to end voting!