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Privacy Policy


This privacy policy is a commitment by Tim Webb; hereafter referred to as "I", to visitors of this site; hereafter referred to as "you" and "precious", as required by Apple Inc. and Amazon Payments; hereafter referred to as "corporate bureaucrats".

I will stalk you!

When I had only a few subscribers on YouTube, I was naturally interested in who was watching me. I would go through each subscribers' channel and watch their videos. Now as my subscriber numbers climb dramatically, I still take a few minutes every day to watch who is watching me. I am interested in getting to know every single subscriber. I sometimes take an interest in people following me on social networks too. This curiosity has allowed me to make some great friendships, as well as develop a general understanding of who you guys are. It probably won't get weird...

My precious.

I am the only one that can see emails or any other personal details that are submitted to this site and it will stay that way.
I am not about to sell anyone out, and if I ever contact you via email it will be an individual mailing and not some mass-spam.


Legal bullshit for corporate bureaucrats.

What information do we collect?

We collect information from you when you fill out a form or submit a comment.

When ordering or registering on our site, as appropriate, you may be asked to enter your: name, e-mail address or credit card information. You may, however, visit our site anonymously.

What do we use your information for?

Any of the information we collect from you may be used in one of the following ways:

To improve our website
We continually strive to improve our website offerings based on the information and feedback we receive from you.

To process transactions
Your information, whether public or private, will not be sold, exchanged, transferred, or given to any other company for any reason whatsoever, without your consent, other than for the express purpose of delivering the purchased product or service requested.


Do we use cookies?

We do not use cookies.

Do we disclose any information to outside parties?

We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer to outside parties your personally identifiable information. This does not include trusted third parties who assist us in operating our website, conducting our business, or servicing you, so long as those parties agree to keep this information confidential. We may also release your information when we believe release is appropriate to comply with the law, enforce our site policies, or protect ours or others rights, property, or safety. However, non-personally identifiable visitor information may be provided to other parties for marketing, advertising, or other uses.

Third party links

Occasionally, at our discretion, we may include or offer third party products or services on our website. These third party sites have separate and independent privacy policies. We therefore have no responsibility or liability for the content and activities of these linked sites. Nonetheless, we seek to protect the integrity of our site and welcome any feedback about these sites.

California Online Privacy Protection Act Compliance

Because we value your privacy we have taken the necessary precautions to be in compliance with the California Online Privacy Protection Act. We therefore will not distribute your personal information to outside parties without your consent.

Childrens Online Privacy Protection Act Compliance

We are in compliance with the requirements of COPPA (Childrens Online Privacy Protection Act), we do not collect any information from anyone under 13 years of age. Our website, products and services are all directed to people who are at least 13 years old or older.

Your Consent

By using our site, you consent to our websites privacy policy.

Changes to our Privacy Policy

If we decide to change our privacy policy, we will post those changes on this page.

This policy was last modified on March 31st, in the year 2012 CE.