Let's Play with iDensity

With the recent iDensity update I realized I haven't done a video for this one since it came out nearly 5 years ago! This app has grown so much, with constant updates, it definitely deserves another look in this Let's Play!

Video Description:

iDensity has been out on the AppStore for almost 5 years, but it has grown a lot since my original video for it. I thought this granular synth deserved a second look in this Let's Play! If you enjoyed this please consider supporting this series by sponsoring them on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/discchord If you'd prefer to help on a monthly basis, instead of per video, there is a new monthly Patreon campaign: https://www.patreon.com/discchord_com

Buy iDensity on iTunes: $7.99

discchord 3.0: Coming This Summer!

Back in April I posted a solicitation for new advertisers outlining that, despite the site's continuing popularity, my advertisers are down this year. They still are. In the comments there was the suggestion that I start a Patreon for readers to support the site, and the suggestion that I add a forum. I'm pleased to announce both of those are coming very soon!

Patronize Me!

I've just launched a Patreon page for the site at https://patreon.com/discchord_com! If you can support the site please strongly consider doing so. For the last few months I've had to dig into my savings to pay bills, and my quarterly estimated taxes just wiped that out. If the site doesn't start paying the bills soon I will have to make a hard decision about getting a day job. If you've enjoyed the site and want to make sure it remains my top priority, please Patronize Me! Patreon Patrons of both this and my Let's Play series will get special "supporter" flair in comments on the site as well as the new forum!

I've resisted the idea of doing a forum for years, but I'm kind of excited about it now. I've been learning Python at a hobbyist level for the past 2 years, but lately I found myself getting quite passionate about it. I now know enough to do some pretty big projects. So not only will I be bringing you a custom forum, I'm moving the whole site to my own custom content management system. I mean entirely custom. The new site is written from scratch using Python, Flask, and MongoDB. I've been very happy with Squarespace for the last 5 years, but now I'm feeling ambitious!

I've been working on it in the background for the last two months and I keep having more and more feature ideas. Long-time readers of the site may remember the iPad Music Buyer's Guide; which is still on the site, but not linked anywhere. I abandoned it because it became a nightmare to maintain and it was just not getting a lot of reader interaction. I think I've figured out how to address both of those problems and I can't wait to show off the new music app buyer's guide!

It's amazing to me just how much Python I've learned. It's weird. There are vast swaths of my brain that think and interact with other parts of my brain, and none of that was there a couple of years ago.

Webb's Law: Cognita Ad Infinitum

This experience of learning an entirely new discipline has led me to the creation of my own Law. In the tradition of Godwin's Law and Poe's Law, I'd like to offer you Webb's Law:

Any discipline with less concepts than Latin has words, is easier to learn than Latin.

Nearly everything I know is self-taught, from music theory to writing, but I obstinately refuse to learn Latin. See I believe in reincarnation, but I don't have delusions of grandeur or fantasies of being some long-dead King. What I do have is this eerie-almost-panicky feeling whenever I look at Latin like, "I should know what this means. Why don't I? What's wrong, why don't I know this?!" It's quite disconcertingly haunting, and I've always had this feeling throughout my life. I've come to interpret it as a sign that I've definitely spent way too much time, in way too many lifetimes, learning Latin. I won't do it this time. Fuck that. I'm not wasting another minute learning the same language that I'll just forget AGAIN when I die. It's not worth it. There are far more things worth learning and most of them are easier.

Statistics, Damned Statistics, and Surprisingly Few Lies

Now all of this Python and database knowledge is humming along in my brain, thinking up new and interesting ways of doing things. I've already written the code to migrate from Squarespace's database to my own, and I instantly got to thinking about ways to interact with that. Now I know things I couldn't have known before using Squarespace's analytics alone. For instance: very few people have abused the anonymous commenting system! I cross-referenced IPs to usernames and not even IK Multimedia's infamous marketeers have abused the system! This is fantastic news, so I'll make sure you can still anonymously comment on the new site.

I can also do some unique app tracking using this DB and Apple's iTunes API! In the last 5 years I've posted news for 1500+ apps. Of those, about 1200 list "Music" as their primary iTunes genre. Of those 1200, 800 apps have been updated in the last 18 months, 676 have been updated in the last 12 months, and 500 apps have been updated in the last 6 months. That's a hell of a lot of actively developed music apps! All of this has lead to a bunch more ideas I can't wait to share.

My goal is to launch the new version of discchord before the site officially turns 5 in August! This weekend I'd like to collect feedback from you about what you'd like to see changed in the site. Please comment here with all suggestions!

WWDC2016: Smiling Shit Emoji For Everyone

Apple held their annual Worldwide Developers Conference keynote yesterday, which is called WWDC even though Worldwide is one word. They should ask Siri about that; something you'll be able to do on the next version of OSX... which itself is now called macOS. watchOS 3 is promising to dramatically speed-up apps on the Apple Watch, but there was no mention of an Apple Watch 2.

iOS 10's biggest new feature, according to the popular press, is its ability to let you know when text that you've type can be emojified. In other news, emojified is a word now. Apple is reportedly unapologetic.

Rather than having to sit through the whole keynote, The Verge has kindly condensed it into a 10 minute collection of clips.

Let's Play with ENKL

Klevgränd Produktion is best known for their variety of excellent effect apps, but their synthesizer ENKL hasn't gotten a lot of attention. It may look simple, but I think it has some excellent sound design possiblities within its straight-foward interface.

Video Description:

Klevgränd Produktion's ENKL synthesizer looks simple, but there are a lot of depths to explore! If you enjoyed this please consider supporting this series by sponsoring them on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/discchord

Buy ENKL on iTunes: $5.99

Let's Play with DM2 - Drum Machine

I have had a love-hate relationship with DM1 since day one. Their presentation has always been excellent, but for years many features seemed to be either absent or broken. The new DM2 and I are getting along a lot better right out of the gate!

Video Description:

DM1 has been one of the most popular drum apps since 2011, and now we've got a sequel that differs greatly from the original! This one is synthesis-based instead of relying on samples! If you enjoyed this please consider supporting this series by sponsoring them on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/discchord

Buy DM2 on iTunes: $4.99 (On Sale, from $7.99)

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